Poor But Sexy

If you want your woman to love you
You’ve got to thrill her
If you want your girl to feel secure
You’ve got to give a lifetime of loving
If you don’t have the strength to carry through
Then you better let her help you

Lovers ain’t afraid of no dong pills
Lovers ain’t afraid of no dong da dong pills
Lovers ain’t afraid of no dong pills
Players know it helps them with their Donkey Kong skills

If your natural love is not enough
You better take that pill
To make her week in the knees
I think you better go and man on up
You better take that pill, take that pill, take that pill

(Ceremony)

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
To witness the union of man and woman
In the bloom of youth
Now let us hear the truth

Do you take this woman
To be your lover
Your one and only
There is no other?

Do you promise to cherish her
To please her sexually and intellectually

Will you love her when she’s young and slinky?
Will you love her when she’s fresh and kinky?
Will you love her when she needs you deeply?
Will you love her when you can’t stop thinking….

Whatcha gonna do when you’re tired and cranky?
How are you going to lover her when you can’t stand up?

I’m talking about pharmaceuticals
Rock the booty pills
Daddy’s little helper for reliable thrills
Pharmaceuticals
Rock the booty pills
It’s a thing that lovers do when it’s serious

Lovers ain’t afraid of no dong pills
Lovers ain’t afraid of no dong da dong pills
Lovers ain’t afraid of no dong pills
Players know it helps them with their Donkey Kong skills